This Is Why You Should Not Run Onto A Rugby Pitch Dressed As Goldilocks

We're not sure what English rugby announcers say when drunk people run onto the field. Perhaps "There's an idiot on the pitch?" But their cameramen are as uptight as their American counterparts, and immediately cut away from all the fun. » 4/18/12 2:15pm 4/18/12 2:15pm

Jacoby Ellsbury Placed On Disabled List After Dislocating His Shoulder…

It's been a tough April for the Red Sox. They're in last place in the East and are still dealing with the hangover of last September's epic collapse. Centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury can't be blamed for either. He was the best position player in the American League last year (321/.375/.552, 32 HR), and was 7 for his… » 4/14/12 6:00pm 4/14/12 6:00pm

Dwight Howard Out With A Herniated Disc, Now Has More Time To Fire Stan…

Dwight Howard has been busy this year. In addition to playing basketball, he spent much of the season wrestling with the dilemma over to whom the fatally dysfunctional Orlando Magic should trade him. Howard then reversed course and decided to stay, put on his GM suit and asked the front office to trade for some… » 4/14/12 1:52pm 4/14/12 1:52pm

Mario Balotelli Does Things (Including Wayne Rooney's Prostitute)

It's been a banner week in Super Mario World. Saturday, Balotelli scored two goals, fought over who got to take a free kick, was offered for sale by his manager, did or didn't get in a postmatch fight in the locker room, and yesterday, crashed his Bentley in Manchester. » 4/06/12 3:45pm 4/06/12 3:45pm

Swansea Played The Prettiest Soccer Game Of The Year (And Lost)

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide.)
» 4/06/12 2:32pm 4/06/12 2:32pm

Bolton Win One For Muamba

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide.)
» 3/28/12 7:18pm 3/28/12 7:18pm

Fabrice Muamba Was Alive And Cracking Jokes After Being "Dead" For 78…

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide.)
» 3/23/12 7:45pm 3/23/12 7:45pm

The Broncos Should Trade Tim Tebow To Every Other Team In The NFL…

Peyton Manning is a Bronco now, meaning Tim Tebow is trade bait. Which NFL team should part with their 30 pieces of silver (and maybe a fifth-round draft pick) to bring Tebowmania to town? The Internet has given this question careful consideration and furnished us with an answer: every team. » 3/20/12 7:49pm 3/20/12 7:49pm

495 Degrees Per Second: How Olympic Snowboarding Gold Medalist Kelly…

Kelly Clark is the two-time defending X Games Gold Medalist in Women's Superpipe. She won gold in Salt Lake in '02 and bronze in Vancouver in 2010. At the 2011 X Games she became the first woman to land a 1080 in competition. The 30th U.S. Open Snowboarding Championships are going on right now, and Clark is currently… » 3/09/12 2:00pm 3/09/12 2:00pm

Division III Basketball Team's Leading Scorer Chooses Spring Break In…

The King's College Lady Monarchs booked their tickets to a women's NCAA Division III Sweet 16 game this weekend against Emmanuel in Amherst, Mass. But senior forward Paige Carlin, the team's leading scorer (11.4 ppg), already had tickets—to Cancun for Spring Break. This is going dancing in the original sense of the… » 3/08/12 5:45pm 3/08/12 5:45pm

Clint Dempsey Is Officially Too Good For Fulham

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide.)
» 3/07/12 4:00pm 3/07/12 4:00pm

Sob City: Clipper Darrell Breaks Down During TV Interview

We're still not sure what side to take in the Clipper Darrell vs. the Clippers dispute. It's easy to blame the Clippers, since Donald Sterling is such a dick and the timing of all this just so happened to coincide with the Clippers finally tasting success. But maybe Clipper Darrell was being a bit of an ungrateful,… » 3/05/12 3:30pm 3/05/12 3:30pm

"You Don't Want Clipper Darrell No More": The Sad, Strange Story Of A…

So this is what happens to the Los Angeles Clippers when they discover success. For more than a decade, a living cartoon character known as Clipper Darrell was maybe the only tangible proof we had that L.A.'s other NBA franchise had fans. Night after night, year after year, Clipper Darrell would be at the Staples… » 3/01/12 7:10pm 3/01/12 7:10pm